A Chance to Win My Book Every Month!

What happens when the Centre of the Universe has an existential crisis? What happens when a man named John Doe bursts through the doors of a cupcake shop in Cornwall? What does an immortal moose named Bob have to do with everything? Find out the answers to these and many other questions you’ve never thought of within Cupcakes and the Centre of the Universe.

Why not find out for free?!

Starting Feb. 1st if you follow me on Twitter you could win a Kindle copy of my newest book Cupcakes and the Centre of the Universe check out the easiest rules in the universe below and happy following!

  1. You MUST be a Twitter follower of @writeinlife (that’s me)
  2. Watch on the first day of every month for the special RT request from me (it’ll be hard to miss)
  3. The first 5 people who RT my Tweet will win!
  4. I’ll DM you for your e-mail and then a Kindle book will magically appear in your inbox.

Exclusions: If you’ve already bought my book you can’t win but feel free to RT me anyway if you like.

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I’ve Got a book Coming out Jan 21st!

I’m not panicking about it. I’ve told myself that I’m not panicking about it. I do not need a paper bag to breath into yet and I do not want to throw up. Possibly this could be done in the bag. Does it always feel like this?

Only if you’re serious about it.

I’ve actually edited this one. Not that I didn’t edit my first one but this one seems more serious. This is actually in my preferred genre. Maybe that’s why I feel so strongly about it.

Would it Help if We Talked About It?

Maybe. It’s called Cupcakes and the Centre of the Universe. It’s coming out Jan 21st on Amazon. I’m still figuring out Smashwords later it will be there. The Centre of the Universe is having an existential crisis. (Well, if I were the Centre of the Universe I probably would to). There’s space travel and a ghost several spaceships and a couple of firemen. Actually the firemen don’t really factor in that much. There’s really nothing else to compare it to so I don’t know how the reviews will sound.

Reviews! I forgot about those…I have to go. See you sometime before the 21st!

 

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It’s Too Damn Hot to Feel Like Christmas

I’ve been told all year that it is always this warm here at Christmas in NC. But it’s not! My brain tells me that it used to be cold in December. At least colder than it is in April. But the weather tells me a third thing which is that I have to use the air conditioner in my car every afternoon on my way to work because if I don’t I will bake into a Christmas pudding.

Yes ’tis a rather warm Christmas, I must say (<–read with British accent of your choice).

Because it has been so warm I have been forgetting quite often that it is Christmas. It doesn’t help that I keep thinking last year was 2009 and therefore keep trying to tell people that it snowed last year in December when it hadn’t (that was in 2009, do try to keep up). Instead of hot chocolate and fruit cake my holiday season has been filled with trying to buy some headphones that work and a newly discovered nut allergy.

But recently it has started to feel a little more like Christmas because I got some early presents! Yay! ::elf dance::. Something about being in someone else’s house and being showered with gifts is better than being in your own and showered with gifts. I mean, seriously, I’m supposed to be showered with gifts in my own house. The best part is that I have more gifts to open this weekend.

Is this shallow? Probably. Childish? Definitely. I was going to put a sentence that started with the word ‘but’ here but there really is no justification for this post.

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Character is Everything

OK so this post is probably just going to be a rambling bit of nonsense while I try to get some excess words out and avoid a week of writer’s block but I’ll try to stay on the original subject.

I have had the idea for this post in my drafts for over a week but I had to wait until it wouldn’t be just about how great Torchwood is. The real reason for this post is that I was thinking the other day about what makes a good story. One of the things that I thought of was character. But what makes a good character?

This is probably the world’s most impossible question to answer because everybody likes something different when it comes to characters. One person like Captain Jack while another thinks the show is rubbish without Ianto (had to slip that in there, I’ll stop now). I happen to think that no matter the personality or actions of a character the thing that all characters have is boldness and commitment from the writer. It is one thing to think of a great name or a great back story for a character and another to actually write it down.

I already told you about how much trouble I’m having trying to stop my inner editor from stopping my current novel being written. This was not always the case and lately I’ve been wondering why this was not always the case. The answer is I don’t know. I wrote my first novel when I was 18. I was just coming off the world of fan fiction (don’t ask) and while I remember having a little hesitation when it came to knowing how to word certain scenes I don’t remember being so critical of everything that I was actually nervous about typing it. I know no one is reading it now but I feel like they are. I have rationalized it as one of those things that no one ever has to read if I don’t want them to etc. Like you do when you’re unsure about something but for some reason I can’t seem to get past fear of failing my characters enough to make significant progress on the story.

Maybe it’s length after all I have just finished NaNoWriMo and am shooting for triple that word count in this one.  I pin pointed one of the problems as hating my characters so I got rid of that problem. I hated my main characters so much the first go round that I didn’t care whether or not they were alive or dead. That doesn’t happen. It shouldn’t happen so I started over.

I don’t feel the way I thought I would about that decision. I feel very liberated to be writing the characters I want to write and the story I had in mind in the first place. The problem now is I find myself being intimidated by my own characters. Just their presence in my brain seems too high and lofty a goal for me to try and put on paper. Or screen.

Yet when I look back through the veil of time and space (I wrote my first novel in another room) I see a bolder more capable writer and I think in a British accent “Hold on a minute! I’m older and that means that I’m supposed to be better now!” If not better then more able to take risks.

Maybe sometimes you just need to tell yourself to snap out of it and write already. Or maybe you just need to take a shower and put on your elephant pyjamas.

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Being Critical From Word One

Grrrr.

Is that a good first line or what?

I have one warning for anyone who happens to read this: It may go on for a bit and be rambling along for a while but that is the nature of things these days.

So I have finished NaNoWriMo with all 50,000 words in tact and started writing my next novel. It’s an idea I had during NaNoWriMo which was consuming my soul as I waited to finish that one and start on the new one. Only problem is now that I don’t have NaNoWriMo baring down on my head like a heavy wet heavy thing I am extremely critical of myself. I don’t understand this. So here are my best guesses:

  1. NaNoWriMo has ruined my life. This is unlikely. I feel really good about finishing it after four years of trying.
  2. I really love my characters. This is a phenomena that I have witnessed in myself before. If I think of characters with back story that I like and a personality set in front of my mind as part of them from the beginning I tend to get a little nervous and can’t write very fast. This seems opposite to me. It seems to me that if I had no idea who I was writing that would be the thing to slow me down but I suppose in the grand scheme of creative processes being nervous means that I am nervous that I won’t get my point across the way I intend it to be.
  3. I’m not worthy. I am worthy of my own story though so this also doesn’t make any sense.
  4. My Open Office word processor is driving me nuts! For some reason it won’t switch over to UK English for this novel like it did for the last one I wrote. It’s really unfortunate because this one is set more in England than the last one was and I really need it to tell me when I hit one of the words with an alternate spelling that I will overlook eventually like Jewellery.
  5. Music is a distraction. This is also highly likely. I love writing with music but I think that is because I love music and I love writing and I want them to go together and help each other. In actual fact I think the music makes me a little nervous when it comes to writing as well. One of my greatest fears is that I will write something that will sound so great when I write it but then discover that it only works if you are listening to that particular song. This has never happened to me before but that won’t stop me from waiting for it.

So there you have it my top 5 writing fears that I have to overcome sometime in the course of this novel. My biggest decision so far is that I will finish this one and it will be the closest two novels I have ever finished.

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